The topic for today is designed to highlight the achievements of mankind. The list consists of things that have made this Little Big Planet that we live on easier to live on and all in all more enjoyable. Much of this list was gathered through street surveys and as always feel free to add a comment if you feel that something should have been added. So with out further haste Lego!!!

                                                                                    

            12) Medicine: Now whether you are talking about the great shaman of the Native people or modern doctors trying to perfect stem cell research the result has always been the same. To better and extend the life of man, now it is a given if you look back on the earlier times a lot of things were misdiagnosed for example insanity mistaken for possessions…just sounds insane but at the time it made since to the people in charge. Now I promised my readers I would not get into a side rant about money but it really is sad that society has devolved to the point where staying healthy mirrors your annual income. The country I adore and enjoy abiding in Canada seems to have a rather good health care system as does much of Europe and Australia. I do believe though that America is simply a greedy bunch of devils. Anyways without advances in medicine there is a good chance that we would not be here right now or here in the same condition we are now. So thank you all those blessed with the gift of healing.

                                                                                

            11) Condoms: You may laugh at first but no one wants to get phoned from the Dr. saying “Hello sir, how are you? Good ok well here is some news for you; you have AIDS and will soon die.”  This is definitely a bad way to have breakfast. Now a brighter reason to be thankful for condoms is that I am sure people have seen two couples walking along and think wow!! I pray they never have kids. Because contrary to popular belief 2 people do not make a pretty child and some people should become monks and nuns and remain celibate just saying. All in all I would like to think that these would keep the human race constantly evolving but I can’t say it always works because George W. Bush did get conceived and grew up and ran a country. He ran it into the ground but he still gets credit for being president. But seriously kids and hard headed adults, no one will admit to having a STD its like getting away with shoplifting but coming back and returning it because you have a good conscious; DON’T rely on it. Some things can not be cured be safe and wrap it up.

            10) Automotive Transportation: It started with the wheel and man did humans run with it. From a ford model t all the way to a G5 airplane, walking and running has become a better sport then a means of transportation. Call it innovation or laziness if people can not get there by something powered by oil most likely they will never arrive. I mean who really wants to WALK somewhere come on the word just sounds slow. The meaning of horse power must be 3 digits long and the first number better at least be a 3. I do feel kind of bad about having this so low on the list but that just shows how awesome this list is. But all means of transportation have and still are steadily evolved not much denying or need for explaining there. To some it up, fast, fast and faster!!!

                                                                           

            9) Telescopes: Now some may not understand why I placed this one on the list. If that is so that simply means you have no since or exploration and you have never had a hot neighbor. Very few items ever created can be seen with an equal divide of good and evil besides the telescope. It has been used to bring man closer to the stars and closer to getting laid. It allowed man to look up in the sky and see planets and moons that he would one day visit. And it allowed boys to look across the street into rooms that he would one day go where many men either have been or will go. The hubble telescope has allowed scientist and observers to come closer to time travel by literally looking so far in space that they can see how the universe used to look and how it has and still is growing. Space has always made humans seem as insignificant as a leaf because we are here and gone before space even blinks. So as you can see the telescope has helped mankind in more ways then one. And let us also mot forget the microscope same concept and it has helped medicine drastically. Again now that I am typing this I do feel that this probably should have been higher up I mean it truly is an extraordinary invention but on to the next one.

                                                                             

            8) Chuck Norris: Yes I did it…and here is a spoiler alerts he is the person on this list why? Did you really just ask why? Just for thinking that you deserve a roundhouse kick to the head. The only man that beard hides a fist that can knock out mike Tyson and the only man that is capable of counting to infinity. Chuck Norris is…is he is Chuck Norris. I know that automotive transportation was on the list but no vehicle can compete with a UNICORN. I mean the man sorry the entity known as Chuck Norris fought and destroyed bruce lee anything that says different is a fraud. I was going to put down his birth date but then I remembered that he time traveled through time space to give birth to him. It’s super complicated but it has something to do with gravity and roundhouse kicks. If you don’t believe me just Google the word Chuck Norris…go ahead I will wait…

            7) Ramen: The savior of bachelor’s and poor people everywhere!!! No other food costs $1.30 and gives you so much I mean with $5.00 you can eat for a literal month. Add water wait 4minutes and BOOYAH you have a snack. I mean who really wants to get up and cook at 10 or 11pm? No one; that is insane just makes some ramen and let me get back to playing my video games!!! The number one food that all people get once they move out on there own is Ramen. And the list for ways you can make them better goes on and on and on. I mean you take some chicken flavored ramen cook it up throw in some bacon man talk about some good eating. And sadly it gets better. In Asia they have Roast pork Ramen I mean longer and better noodles with actual meat!!! HEAVEN in Asia I mean very few things are amazing to me every single time. But Ramen is one that never gets old and it is always tasty. And I feel that number 7 is a perfect spot for this amazing dish. Again this is the only food on this list so that should say loads.

            6) Music: Whether you are listening to the sounds Journey while trashed in a bar or holding the one you love and being serenaded by Steven Tyler or even blasting disturbed to drown out the sound of your feuding parent’s music has provided mankind with an escape from reality since before the beginning of time. As a matter of fact even satan in his glory days when he was known as Lucifer and was the highest of angles job was to coordinate worship sessions with beautiful songs for the Almighty. Man what a sound that must have been. Regardless of your mood or occasion music is always present and probably a shocker to many of why this is on the list at all. But imagine 1 day just 1 day without any music. No ring tones, no radio no music in movies or commercials. I do not want to live in a world without music. Who was it Bach? That was deaf and still made beautiful music now if that does not say something to you then nothing will. Music plays a part in all of our lives each and every day and at number 6 it easily is nice and comfy.

            5) Marijuana: Now we spoke about medicine at number 12 and this is probably the most natural of medicines that is on the planet. It is not a drug and does not meet the requirements of the word drug in any manner. It is a plant nothing more nothing less, but this is not a post about about morality or definitions this is a list of 12 greatest creations of all time!!! And at number 5 mary jane aka the sticky icky aka weed and on and on the plant that brings the munchies. The one girl that never lets you down; is here and raining supreme, if you’re sad it will make you feel better. Weed has an active ingredient called fuck it. And just as it sounds it will make you say that to any problem that you have simply roll, pack, or however put fire to eat or ingest and wait for happiness to find you. Not one medical death has been documented due to smoking this plant. Now the same can not be said for cigarettes. Yet they remain legal in all corners of the globe. That really pisses me off. You telling me that you can smoke this addictive item and I can die and it’s legal? But if I smoke this and you inhale it we both get hungry and happy but you say I am a criminal? As a friend of mines would say that is ass backwards. But that is for another post and yes it will come. But for now the verdict is in legal or not if you have your hands on some grade a weed? You are in for a good time point blank and thank you Native Americans and Blacks and every other person that has perfected this plant. I say thank you so much for contributing to the happiness and evolution of human kind. In my opinion man is separated from animal by his ability to find a way to make his life happy even though it really sucks...and weed helps that.

                                                                                              

            4) Thongs: I had to do this sadly a personal pet peeve of mines is panty lines. Nothing messes up a nice pair of pants hugging a very nice bootay then some freaking panty lines. The solution, a thong!!! And the good keeps getting better, now once those nice pants happen to get removed (now how or if that happens is beyond my recognition) but when that act of God does happen behold in front of you the greatness of flesh. Not some more fabric that you have to tear through to get to the Promised Land but flesh. Now in my personal opinion you actually get to decide at this point if you should proceed or not...Ok sorry I am getting off topic. Thongs drive most men wild and allow women to fell even sexier that is the definition of a win, win. I think the first time one was made was during some women’s movement blah blah blah lets say thank you whoever created them and please allow them to get smaller and sexier because a world with out thongs is a world full of...I have no clue what that world would be like.

                                                                   

            3) Professional Wrestling: WOOOOHHH here we go the final 3 and who better to bring in this creation then the leader of the click Shawn Michales the Heartbreak Kid aka HBK. During the 90’s schools world wide were flooded with pre teens and teens running around school giving middle fingers and throwing up the DX suck it sign. Every child growing up has dropped a sibling with a ddt or made some friend cry for there MAMA with a figure 4 leglock. At number 3 professional wrestling has defined many cultures. It teaches fearlessness, builds character, and lets you release a ton of frustration. I can’t speak for everyone but I know personally I wanted to be a pro wrestler ever since I was in the 6^th grade. Without a doubt but again that is another story instead I am here trying my luck out as a blogger. Hit up the ads people I gots kids to feed. I was told to bring in sports in general but it gets to gray football may be soccer baseball is fun in person but not on tv golf is not s sport blah blah blah. You do not find people that don’t enjoy wrestling. Now I really don’t like to hear the whole wrestling is fake argument and UFC is the real thing whatever. Those guys fight like once every 6 months and only certain weights pro wrestlers fight multiple times a night and a week and do amazing stunts. But yes WWE of today is horrible but whatever there is still good wrestling out there cough cough TNA. Jeff Hardy is the king of extreme Rob Van Damm loves weed and all is good in TNA so I ask you people WHY SO SERIOUS!!!! P.s. talk about this post and you may get scissor kicked right in the back of your head!!!

            2) Zombies: Bringing in number 2 I announce to you zombies. Thank you to George A. Romero the world and media has been flooded with zombie fever. Originally started as voodoo witchcraft with the word zombie, now even the CDC has an official zombie survival guide. People from Resident Evil to a million b rated films even Ghostbusters’s (which I am platinum certified on PS3) has fallen to the epidemic. Please read an earlier post of mines for a very good “How to survive the zombie apocalypse,” sadly low budget films and horrible remakes have butchered a lot of good zombie plots. But don’t be fooled it is very possible and will happen one day. Zombies have an entire sub culture out there, one full of zombie killers aka slayers. Every culture on the planet has some sort of zombie or something very similar to it. The creation and the belief in the undead returning to life is as human as breathing oxygen. By simply not agreeing with zombies being in this line up simply means that you have never ever done research on it and if you don’t know the science then you can’t place an argument that is the rule...or mines at least. And remember just because you don’t believe in something does not mean that it does not exist.

1)      Satellites: And rounding out the list (I admit this was longer then I initially intended it to be) is the creation of satellites. Now why satellites you ask? Cell phones, smart phones, gps, military weapons, the INTERNET all reliant upon satellites with no satellites skyping and ooving would be non existent. It allows for people world wide to sit in there undies and oogle pics and learns everything about anything. You could pick anything on this list hop on the internet and Google it and become an expert on it in moments. That is knowledge and knowledge equals power. Without a doubt satellites have earned the top spot on this list. And not just for convenience but space travel and knowledge without docking stations without MIR these trips would be much more difficult if not impossible to have. You can look at satellites like a huge umbrella. It is one device with a bunch of smaller functions, those functions breed other functions all dividing the work it is pure ingenious. I mean without the internet this post and all my thoughts would just stay boggled up in my head and I would drive my friends and family insane with non stop and in coherent rants so thank you for creating the internet satellites so I can force the entire world to hear the ravings of this mad man. Even though I make sense majority of the time, and no you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet but you should believe the things that I type because I typed it so yes it is true.

So that is my list 5 pages long according to word. So there you have my inventions as always please comment like or dislike click on the ads if there on the page yet in support or the anarchist sanctuary where defiance is law and freedom always reigns supreme so until next time keep fighting the good fight and always fight dirty.

Time heals all wounds..or so they say

The first cut is the deepest and all things heal over time. This is a cliché that is well over used. Time was never designed to be a creator but actually the opposite. It was designed to destroy. Each and every organism on this planet and every celestial body in the universe will suffer the same unavoidable fate…death. And the bringer of death in many instances is time. Whether it be mankind being more advanced then it should be and creating technology that destroys there own planet…or a sun that has done nothing but give life for eons last star date finally comes to rest and destroys so many. Some and I mean very few people understand that destruction is the purest form of creation it sounds like an oxymoron but it sadly is true. A popular example is that of Jesus Christ. A perfect God made an imperfect world he loved the creatures he made and wanted them to be close to him. But they could not come to him without being perfect...or at least cleansed. So his response put himself in a mortal and fleshy body and has that perfect person slain and all who follow him through his blood shall live forever. But this is not about religion.

                                                                              

            This is about a cucumber and a grape. Now both are very tasty and good for you by all means. There natural, of the earth and can be eaten straight from the fields. Now lets factor in time and a little more attention and what do we have? We have pickles and wine. Again both from the earth and neither actually bad for you but indulge in to much wine and you’re a drunkard. But indulge in to many grapes and you’re...well a vegan. That is a pretty good example of where this post is going. It is the natural approach to the nature vs nurture argument. So let us take the same approach and put it on a human subject.

                                                                 

            Time can take one person and mold him into a peacemaker or a mass murder. It can make him the ideal husband or it can turn him into a child molester. Over time people carry resentment as well as love. Memories get misconstrued and transformed from unicorns to centaurs those memories lay sleeping in the corners or the human mind and they can get warped into an entirely different reality. Time causes things that were once vivid to be blurry. It turns new love into complacency, it turns an active and thriving young bull unto an aged mule (wrong species I know but…you get the point) All in all time does many a things but what it rarely does it heal and when it does heal it leaves behind a scar that scar triggers the memory of the action that caused the wound and the pain hurts as if you just got wounded. So take care and do what you can to keep your memories crisp and clear. I hear eating your colors ie orange green yellow brown etc will increase your memory. And when you find something to die for by all means don’t allow that memory to fade…EVER!!!

Are we conditioned to love

One of the few college classes that I took that actually taught me something and made my perspective on life change was psychology. It shows you not only a side of yourself that you didn’t know before but it showed you a side to humanity which you haven’t always seen and it attempts to open the preverbal third eye. Humans tend to deny there instinct’s on a general basis they define themselves as the superior species because of there perceived greater knowledge and denial of instincts. But is it all a matter of conditioning?

                                                                       

            A lesson about conditioning that comes to my mind (sorry about the long drawn out version but it relates to the post I promise.) is that of a man named Pavlov. Long story short Pavlov conditioned a dog to produce saliva by ringing a bell. He accomplished that by ringing a bell over a plate of delicious food. He did this over and over and the dog conditioned the bell to know that there was food. So when he would ring the bell he would produce saliva and get ready to eat. So what does this have to do with love you ask? EVERYTHING!!!!

            There was a time when I was afraid to tell someone that I loved them. Not because I had been hurt or because I was holding back it’s because I simply didn’t understand it.  Then once I did and started saying I love you or getting told that I loved you either on the phone or in person whatever. I became conditioned to it. And once my bell was rung and I thought I was going to hear it and didn’t I would feel as I did something wrong. So you want to know how I compensated for that. I stopped saying it not a little not sometimes ALL TOGETHER the word seemed to just be gone from my vocabulary. I still had relationships and good ones. And this is where I feel a lot of people are at or have been. The power of love is easily one of the strongest forces in the universe, when you here it you don’t think it will kill or destroy something. Because by definition is does the exact opposite.

                                                                            

            But the cold hard truth is that someone’s LOVE for science drove them to create the atomic bomb, hitler’s love of the Aryan race caused the holocaust and the Jew’s love for there God caused them to crucify there own savior. So many wars and lives have been lost in the name of love that it is sad. But what I have learned is that you should not tell someone you love them every time the bell (metaphor for urge) rings. You should say it when it counts say it so that it never gets stale to your mouth or to there ear. And if you have to text it or say it over the phone add something to it. “I love you more then a fat kid loves cake.” Yes it is a cheesy line from a rap song but you know what the first person he said that to will never forget it. Feel free to use similes and metaphors they may laugh at you but them laughing at you will trigger there mind and heart to remember those silly moments when times get rough or you are alone. Because best believe the storm will come. And when it comes and your not there your memory will serve as there shelter from all the dangers of the world. Its those memories that will keep things interesting. So by all means world if you love someone go the extra mile and let them know that you mean it when you say you love them. And also remember herpes does not have to be the only gift that keeps on giving.

                                                                                   

5.9!!!!!!

So today something else extraordinary happened I survived the rapture!!!! I know at first glance that is definitely not something that you want to brag about so typically I should be saying oh crap great now I have to deal with holy plagues and roaming demons and the antichrist so not really something to make a positive post about. But no this is what happened.....

   As usual my day started off with me laying in my bed and watching anime...I may watch to much anime but believe me it is way better then me being glued to brazzers or bang bros right? Anyways stop making me get off topic this is rather good. So While laying there I here my step dad in the living room yelling at my sister to stop jumping on the table..she yells back what are you talking about why would I jump on the table, and those are the same thoughts that I was having. Then I realize that my bed is vibrating. It feels just like if you were sitting on top of a running washing machine. So I assume that the washing machine is on.

  So at this point I am thirsty..as usual and get up I go in the living room and I ask my peeps what that shaking was..and then my mom sits up in her bed and was like you felt it to? I said yeah I thought you were washing clothes..then my step dad looks at my sister and says I thought you were jumping on the table. And she says why WOULD I JUMP ON THE TABLE!!!!

  Now something you should now about my mom she is like super religious..christian but of course..So I run in the room smash the door open and politely say hey mom..I think you just missed the rapture. She shoots up and says what? Then my step dad looks around and says yea babe I know the Bible says one is left and one goes but it looks like he left 4 and took none I try so hard not to laugh.

  Turns out that we were involved in an earthquake..yeah the east coast of the US knows about it. Really will make me think twice about coming back for a visit plus there is this witch of a hurricane coming called Irene with 115 mph winds? huum yeah TIME TO GO

One man’s reality is another man’s nightmare

                                                                             

             The ranting and raving of a mad man only seem insane to the person that has never walked in his shoes. But what that person fails to realize is the line between sane and insane is a very thin gray line. It all starts with one simple desire. But when that desire is pondered on sleepless night after sleepless night it becomes an obsession. And that unquenched obsession slowly becomes that person’s reality. The problem boils down to a difference of visions of what a perfect world should actually look like.

            The sane person looks at the mad mans dreams and says that he is out of control but the mad man sees it as he takes control. They accuse him of skating on the edge but he knows that he is the edge. They try and play on his conscience and ask him which side he is on, little do they know he slayed his conscience a long time ago and he no longer takes sides. 

True love

             If I were to bear the mark of cain would you still share your bed with me? If I got you a jet and a castle would you play house and raise a family with me if I stole it? And if the world hates me would you be strong enough to bear the burden and call me lover and scream that I am a kind hearted individual? Would you tell them that the creature I am now is the one they locked in a cage? What depths would you go to, to spend your life in my arms and in a stolen bed?

                                                                    

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

            Hello again world I am here again with another informative post. I would say up until this point this post will most likely be the single most important post that I have written yet. For starters this post would not have ever been able to have been written without the help of George A. Romero and the kind people at Capcom for there Resident Evil Series. (Albert. Wesker is a chump just saying.) This by no means is a light hearted post. It is something I take very seriously and if you think it is a joke then you should be advised that the CDC (Center for Disease Control) has already released a zombie survival guide. Even though I do believe the one found on thinkgeek.com is way better. In addition to that K-bar a leading seller in knives has also released a line of knives designed specifically for slaying zombies. Also, I am going to do the entire survival guide in one post. I was going to split it up in a number of them but I figured I should bite the bullet and keep people from having to search my archive for them. Each paragraph will start off with a header describing what that paragraph is about. So with out further delay let us begin

                                                                                                  

            Types of Zombies: By definition a zombie is a creature that is brought back to life by divine or supernatural powers. But a zombie can also be the product of a viral outbreak; without going to in depth I feel the best examples and leads to follow are those of the zombies from and inspired by George A. Romero and Resident Evil. Now both of these are viral outbreaks but before I go further the main difference in the two is really about numbers. Let us just say that once the zombie apocalypse does happen let’s hope that it is viral and not divine. Because if it is divine then all the corpses of the dead world wide have a good chance of rising and still being able to spread where as if it was viral then it will start with an isolated incident and spread from there. Now common mistakes some people don’t take in account is the speed at which zombies move. There is a deluded sense that they will move very slowly. Again this will only happen if it is divine (they only move slow due to riggamortus.) A second factor is that they are presumed to be stupid. Well again taking into account that they either were recently dead or dead for x number of year’s; yes they simply have base desires i.e. to eat and survive. But the longer they are alive they will slowly regain some aspects of there former lives but this guide hopefully will prevent them from being alive for to long. The last point is about there strength and bodies. Now again if it is viral then a certain rage could be found in the zombies or amplified strength etc. if divine I would assume that there more soft and easy to break again they were dead and being eaten on.. But we can go into that shortly. So there you have the need to know info on what a zombie is. Now to teach you how to survive!!                                                                

                                                                                         

            Zombie Survival Kit: The first thing that you need to know about the zombie survival kit is its location. Generally it should never be more then 3mins away from you. Because the last thing you want is for all hell to break loose and you left your gun over your mom’s house---insert face slap smiley---  now NOTE TO STUPID PEOPLE IF YOU DON’T HAVE A WEAPONS PERMIT YOU MAY NOT WANT TO CARRY A GUN ON YOU..OR A REALLY BIG KNIFE; Now with that said there is one thing that you can not fit in your zombie survival kit… and that is creativity. No it may not be a good idea to carry your .45 and katana with you to Wal-Mart but Wal-Mart has plenty of guns and pointy objects so UTILIZE THEM. Ok first is the carrying case itself. My kit is stored in a Swiss army book bag (red and black of course) 1^st item I stored in there was my laptop and charger. Once the apocalypse starts the internet will still be around for communication. Plus I have written a program to repeat a distress call. Also lots of porn and movies and music on my laptop; Pretty sure there will be long boring nights when this happens. 2^nd item was my Carolina Hurricanes shot glass yes I love hockey and yes I love to drink. Hey believe me when you take out a dozen zombies some Jack sounds real nice. 3^rd was a Zippo why a Zippo you say? Well lights may go out and the dark is no place to fight a zombie and have you ever watched man vs wild? Flint goes a long way. 4^th was a new living translation of the Bible. This was inspired by the film the book of eli. Apparently people like burning bibles and if a new world gets started then it is probably good to have plus prayer helps…Right? 5^th was 2 different pocket knives one is a cutco knife that is about the size of my middle finger and the other is a knife with a blade about the size of my hand. 6^th was pen, paper, notebooks and flash drives (a 2 GB and a 4 GB) again used for storage and to recall the good old days. 7^th was a deck of cards. This again is used to kill time and get women to play strip poker. 8^th was a compass self explanatory. Also there is a 9inch carving knife also cutco this is for the double tap will explain that later. Then I added hygiene products. Just because there is hell on earth don’t mean you have to have bad breath. And lastly I would suggest pics of loved ones. They may be with you or not but love is a very powerful tool and revenge is just as if not stronger. Please don’t confuse this kit with everything you will ever need. It is not designed for that because it would be way too heavy. It is meant to allow you to make it to a safer zone with ease.                                                                                

            Traveling and surviving: With this info so far I figure that if your fearless and remember your creativity you should be able to survive a good month. But we are far from done just yet. So you have your kit and you know that there is a zombie outbreak going on, so what is next? Do you travel in large groups, day and night, go to the mall? 1^st rule I would throw out there is that being a hero will most likely get you killed. It looks cool in movies when one person runs in a room and saves one person from 50+ zombies… If you think that it really is fun go get any resident evil game and play it on professional without getting mad. Honestly a good group of 6-12 is good as long as everyone is aware of what is going on and is helping out. A monarchy is not going to work at this point the will to survive should unite people. As for where to go, You should never stay in one place to long i.e. you may need weapons but going to your local gun shop and locking yourself in will suck once hunger kicks in and outside is 300 zombies. So get what you need and go. As for travel an SUV or school bus is ideal, honestly my advice is still a bus board the windows and put a ramming bar on the front. Keep lots of food that does not need to be cooked and stay well rested. Day or night does not really make a difference to me but if on foot daylight is much better because the sun is an awesome compass. Remember it rises in the east and sets in the west. Again the internet and radio will be an excellent source to let you know where free zones are. There will come a point where people manage to take back cities and keep the undead out but that’s another topic. But most likely now is a good time to get a long overdue road trip in. But common sense will prevail in this. Just get used to having to steal. But try not to cross living people, you don’t need more drama then you have to have.

How to kill a Zombie:  Ok so you now should be able to survive about 2-3months. Hopefully your wits have kept you from much action. But the time will come when you have to kill one of those creatures. First thing you need to know is the double tap. The best way to kill a zombie is to severe the brain, but don’t leave anything to chance once you hit them in the head either with a blunt object a bullet or a knife hit them twice if it is something without ammo maybe 3 just make sure it stays dead. Melee is my preferred choice but distance does help so if you want to use a gun know your ammo every gun store does not carry unlimited kinds of ammo. I do believe that .22’s are the most common. Now zombies can spread there infection by biting or scratching, so keep yourself protected. Again shorts and camo shirts look cool but body armor etc is a good idea. Again, if you don’t have it takes it. Fire also is a good crowd pleaser I suggest Molotov cocktails quick easy and army proof. Always make sure that you board windows up and WATCH your exits 2 total ways out are more then enough don’t divide your forces to much. And it may sound funny but always wear your seatbelt. Again melee is my favorite but if you are going to go that route have some range and weight. I prefer a hockey stick with a blade on the end of it, great for head tapping.

So all in all this should allow you to stay alive for a good 6 months, it may not sound like a long time at first but its pretty good. Again the keys to prolonging this is very simple double tap always, watch your exits, travel wisely and keep as many lines of communication with the world open as possible. Did I say how important creativity and ingenuity were? Those to along with common sense will make you be able to possibly outlive the entire outbreak. I hope that you all have once again found this helpful and GO MAKE YOUR ZOMBIE KIT!!!!

Can you feel the rain?

So my day today was a very boring yet interesting day. I got to spend the most part of it with the one that I love so that made it bearable, But killing time is never fun. Finally found my bed and got a chance to clear my head from the stresses of this life and I was fortunate enough to be in the middle of a storm for what seems to be hours upon hours. You may not have caught on to it yet but my brain doesn’t really work like most other people; probably because I am insane. Well maybe not clinically but pretty sure I have some screws loose; I think it gives me more personality though. The interest of my affection coined me a “walking black out,” when I am drinking... I thought it was amusing. Anyways the sound of rain and thunder always seem to calm me down and generate lots of brain activity. And this brings me to the point of this post.

                                                           

When I was younger someone light-heartedly told me that when it rained it was God shedding tears for how evil the world was... And even at that age I responded “So when it snows is that God scratching his dandruff?” That comment got a very mean response. Primitive man always did take things that we now know as a scientific norm and interpret them as an act of God or something along those lines. Even though today people will laugh at those thoughts and say how silly they have been and how far we have come. But were they really that far off?  I mean is it that hard to believe that rain is God crying? I mean even Forest Gump was able to tell how many different types of rain there were. Rained that was the size of pennies, rain that seemed to hop up out of the ground etc. But I have seen amazing types of rain I call it notebook rain. Notebook rain is the kind of rain that if you and the one you loved were standing in it waiting for a bus, and the shelter was full you would stand there and hold and kiss each other and be happy that you have one another. And when the bus pulled up and you saw it was full you both smiled and danced in the rain. Yes you both were cold and wet but it gives you a reason to hold on to each other to stay warm.

                                                      

Then there is the rain that shinobi movies thrive on tiny little drops of hate falling from the sky. Where it seems each drop is followed by a flash of lightning and a crack of thunder. It seems uncaring and dangerous it causes floods to destroy towns and makes families seek shelter in all places. This rain is Pain; it seems to only want to drench the blood off your body so that more blood can keep flowing out of your body. The Earth itself seems to rise up and make a cast around your soles so that you can’t move. And all of a sudden something as simple and passive as water has become your greatest enemy. These are the most common feelings I get while around one of my  favorite elements but as you can see is it really that much of a stretch to see this act of nature truly be an emotional creator weeping over his tortured children? Guess its just a little food for thought. Either way kiddies remember if your going to cut don’t cross the road, instead go down the street!!!!

Are you a sheep or are you a lion?

                                                                         
     I recently viewed a film titled " Martyr," not going to go in grave detail an explain everything about the movie; But I will say that it is def one of the more shocking movies that I have ever seen. But while watching it the anarchist in me kept itching me to write so write I shall. I first start off with a simple statement which a friend of mine always throws around. " An army of lions led by a sheep will never defeat an army or sheep led by a lion." Now when I first heard it I was like okay good word play, but then I let it ponder in my mind for a few mins and it really did make a lot of sense. Which brings me to the point of this post. There are simply not enough LIONS in society today, there are not a large enough amount of people willing to shake up the established system to make a change. Politicians are always boosting and raving how a change is coming to get people all stirred up. When the only change they will make is that of passing a torch.

                                                                                  

    The problem why democracy is no way to run a nation is a very easy concept. Long ago I was told that money is the root of all evil and that is where the problem starts. Anytime you have money you will have classes and when there are classes there is resentment, with resentment comes anger and a feeling of having to get back and crimes are born which result in laws. Now most would read this and say well how can a society thrive without some sort of monetary system? Simple... communism. Now most people will automatically go to the wrong end of the spectrum and  immediately link that word with the likes of hitler and stalin; which is a correct ruler but I am talking about communism at its root meaning. A society where everyone works and contributes to the whole. For example if one persons job is to make houses then they make houses for the entire neighborhood, the farmer grows crops and raises livestock for everyone and so on and so on. And all of a sudden we have crossed out a need for money and everyone can ride around in a Mercedes and live in a nice house plus eat filet mignon a few times a week.

                                                                     

    Now once that is all set up and established in place a vast majority of crimes would end. Which brings me to the next part of this Utopian society. Laws now I am a firm believer that Anarchism is the only way a society will ever truly survive of course as listed above a little influence from communism. Because as it stands now the violence of an individual is considered a crime but the same violence of the government is law. The problem with laws again is extremely simple ( thank God for spell check by the way ;-) ) By definition a law is suppose to act the same way every time. Hence the law of gravity what goes up must come down..at least on earth. But when you live in a nation where a rich person an a poor person can commit the same offense but the rich person gets off or a lighter sentence due to money that is not justice. Also a law should just be established in order to protect the welfare of its people. Which is why the 10 commandments were straightforward and to the point. You simply had to remember 10 things not to do, it is so frustrating to know exactly how gray the law is there are literally so many laws I am sure that anyone reading this will break at least 3 a day if not way more. Man was never meant to be put in a cage and not just man no creature enjoys being locked up in a cage. So if you treat someone like an animal how do you get made when they act and react like one? And where again is the justice if someone does break the law..they go to jail and they do there time. When they get out its still hard for them to sometimes make a turn around because there past mistakes are still held over there head. Its a viscous cycle of injustice there is no justice in the current system. And the death penalty!!! wow please don't get me started on that topic. An eye for an eye only leaves the world blind!!!

    These are just a few factors and reasons why anarchy is the belief system that I choose and hope that one day others will see it to. I look forward to the day when a pride of lions gather as one and topple this kingdom of cruelty built with the bones of martyrs such as Jesus Christ, The Buddah, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Joan of arc even. These people were visionaries. They knew that change was not just going to come down from the sky like a present from Santa Claus. They knew the only way for a change to be made was for someone to stand up and make it happen. People fail to realize that all these things that governments do to people..all the laws they make is simply there to instill fear. Because fear is a very powerful tool once someone is afraid of something by nature they will do whatever they can to stay away from it. But the people that don't fear death or are not afraid to block a hand that slaps you or fight for your God given rights those people are the ones that the law has always hated. They must silence them. Because there words don't just go in one ear, those words dig deep in the human heart, they sit there and they grow like a wildfire and the person burns with desire. Its far time for people to stop living on there needs begging and hoping this world will get better, because the harsh truth is that it is not.

   So I ask you the initial question again are you a sheep or are you a lion? Which will you do? Will you live your whole life under someone else rule? Or will you live outside the box and not follow the lines of sheep to get slaughtered? If your not willing to put your fist in the air for a change then how can you expect others to just give it to you? Maybe this world needs more martyrs because maybe then people will be able to open there eyes and see that this life has more to it then just money.

                                                                          

Hope you all have enjoyed this little entry again please comment and feel free to email me at ssj7zombislayer@gmx.com for anything you may need. Namaste oh yeah and fight the power those to are funny side by side.

Aim and Plea of the Anarchist Sanctuary

         In a time when ignorance is spreading faster then a zombie outbreak in a low budget film the one glimmer of light in a dark and deluded world is that of the internet. Thanks to the invention of the world wide web freedom of speech is able to be spread across the globe trough social networking sites and blogs. So I decided to dedicate this site to giving an unbiased and brutally honest opinion on topics of importance. Sadly the antics of A list celebs is not something that I consider important. But corruption on the behalf of government officials and more specifically law enforcement officers ( which from this point on will be referred to as oppressors.) will more then likely be the focus on much of my posts. Religion, do it your self stuff gaming and technology, life's struggles along with romance will def be covered.

       For those who read this blog and do gain something from it please refer to friends family and loved ones..Or people looking for something to make time go by in between facebook updates and your late night porn sessions. I will try my best to stay away from terms such as lol, fofl, lmao,etc at least I can do my part and try and remind people that there are still words in the english language.http://anarchistsanctuary.blogspot.com So please bear with me at first while I get used to blogging and actually creating the page. There is alot that needs to be done but hopefully before I have millions of followers I can have it looking rather nice. Feel free to leave post after reading and send any advice to  ssj7zombislayer@gmx.com....the email should say alot about the type of person I am.

      I am sure that at some point and time someone will become offended or disagree with what I post, but this site was not meant to be a wall of hate but instead it serves as an instrument of truth and hope that the world will one day change but I would love to be the person responsible for lighting the zippo that made the world burn so that like the phoenix rising from its ashes a new world made in the image of people who simply wont to leave without reasons or constraints. A world where money has no home and the masses unite as one to support each other, it sounds like a Utopia I know but it has been done time and time again but humans as a species are easily convinced that there current state of living is not good enough; so they feel the urge to ruin someone else entire culture in order to make there own better. Wooh almost started on a rant there you will see that happens from time to time but I am glad and proud to know that I know have a place where I am allowed to rant without complaints or knowing that each time I press the enter key it is making someones phone make an annoying tone.

     Ok So I know feel I have officially made a general aim and plea about my blog " The Anarchist Sanctuary," please stay tuned and check back often for more blogs about extremely important topics like how to survive a zombie Apocalypse so for now thank you again for reading and adios and vaya con dios